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Sports Jersey with Funny 'I Don't Wanna Be an Early Bird' Design
$35.99
Sports Jersey
🐦 I DON'T WANNA BE AN EARLY BIRD - For those who refuse to catch the worm! Athletic rebellion meets hilarious truth! 😴
This isn't just a sports jersey—it's a lifestyle statement. Featuring the funny bird and worm graphic with the relatable quote "I don't wanna be an early bird," this vibrant jersey is perfect for night owls, late risers, and anyone who knows the best hours happen after everyone else is asleep.
💪 Why This Jersey Brings the Chaos:
- 😂 Hilarious Bird & Worm Design: Relatable humor that speaks to everyone who's not a morning person
- 🔥 Premium Performance: 100% polyester for durability, quick drying, and all-day comfort
- 💧 Moisture-Wicking Technology: Keeps you cool and dry during activity (whenever you finally wake up)
- ⚡ Athletic Fit: 1x1 ribbed collar and armholes for a well-fitted, professional look
- 🎨 Vibrant Colors: Crisp printing with bold graphics that make the message impossible to miss
- 🎁 Perfect Gift: Ideal for birthdays, game nights, sports enthusiasts, jokesters, or anyone who hits snooze repeatedly
📏 Size Guide:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width, in | 15.00 - 16.00 | 17.00 - 18.00 | 19.00 - 20.00 | 21.00 - 22.00 | 23.00 - 24.00 | 25.00 - 26.00 | 27.00 - 28.00 | 29.00 - 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 8.80 | 9.30 | 9.70 | 10.10 | 10.50 | 10.90 | 11.20 | 11.60 |
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) - hand wash extends product life
- Tumble dry low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🏭 Premium polyester construction with extra light fabric for all-day comfort. Perfect for night owls who refuse to catch the worm! 🐦😴🔥