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Twisted Creations – 9oz Scented Candle
$22.99
Twisted Creations
Some people journal. Some people meditate. You?
You light this candle and let Jesus handle it.
You light this candle and let Jesus handle it.
This 9oz candle is the perfect gift for that friend who loves candles
Details (for the people who actually read):
- 9oz glass jar – one size fits most bad moods
- Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- 100% natural soy wax blend – clean burn, no toxic nonsense
- 100% cotton wick
- Glossy permanent label with the “throat punch / Jesus loves you” design
- 50–60 hours of burn time (that’s a lot of self-control practice)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- 12 aromatic scent options – all the same wax color, all equally dangerous to your last nerve
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Light it when your coworkers, kids, customers, or family start acting like a test from the Book of Job. It’s the perfect desk candle, chaos candle, or “I love you but also… stop talking” gift.
Safety (because lawyers ruin all the fun):
Always burn within sight, keep away from flammable stuff, kids, and pets, and don’t move while hot. Candles will burn – use the brain God gave you and keep an eye on it.
Always burn within sight, keep away from flammable stuff, kids, and pets, and don’t move while hot. Candles will burn – use the brain God gave you and keep an eye on it.
- “🕯️ ‘I May Throat Punch You, But Remember Jesus Loves You’ candle by Twisted Creations.
Grab yours here: twistedcreations23.myshopify.com (link in bio).”
