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Throat Punch Scented Soy Candle 9oz 9oz Scented Candle
$21.47
Throat Punch Scented Soy Candle 9oz Some people journal. Some people meditate. You?
You light this candle and let Jesus handle it.
You light this candle and let Jesus handle it.
This 9oz “I May Throat Punch You (But Remember, Jesus Loves You)” candle is the perfect mix of holy and unhinged. It’s the gift for that friend who loves the Lord… and also has a very short “don’t test me” fuse.
Details (for the people who actually read):
- 9oz glass jar – one size fits most bad moods
- Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- 100% natural soy wax blend – clean burn, no toxic nonsense
- 100% cotton wick
- Glossy permanent label with the “throat punch / Jesus loves you” design
- 50–60 hours of burn time (that’s a lot of self-control practice)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- 12 aromatic scent options – all the same wax color, all equally dangerous to your last nerve
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Throat Punch Scented Soy Candle 9ozLight it when your coworkers, kids, customers, or family start acting like a test from the Book of Job. It’s the perfect desk candle, Bible study chaos candle, or “I love you but also… stop talking” gift.
Safety (because lawyers ruin all the fun):
Throat Punch Scented Soy Candle 9oz Always burn within sight, keep away from flammable stuff, kids, and pets, and don’t move while hot. Candles will burn – use the brain God gave you and keep an eye on it.
Throat Punch Scented Soy Candle 9oz Always burn within sight, keep away from flammable stuff, kids, and pets, and don’t move while hot. Candles will burn – use the brain God gave you and keep an eye on it.
