Car Magnets - Throat Punch Jesus Love You Funny Religious Design
FAITH. ATTITUDE. ZERO APOLOGIES.
The Car Magnets - Throat Punch Jesus Love You is the perfect balance of grace and grit for your ride. This is for the believers who keep it real, who love hard but don't take nonsense, who know that faith and attitude can absolutely coexist. Bold graphics scream the truth—Jesus loves you, but boundaries still exist.
What You're Getting:
- Premium weather-resistant car magnet built to last
- Bold "I may throat punch you but Jesus loves you" message
- Durable construction withstands rain, sun, and highway speeds
- Easy application—just place on any magnetic surface
- Removable and repositionable without residue
- Vibrant colors that stay crisp through all weather conditions
- Assembled in USA with quality materials
- Perfect for cars, trucks, toolboxes, or any magnetic surface
The Experience:
Slap it on your bumper and watch the reactions. The bold message turns heads at every stoplight, parking lot, and highway merge. It's car décor that channels both faith and sass, making this more than a magnet—it's mobile attitude that says "I'm a Christian, but I'm also not playing games."
Why This Exists:
Because faith doesn't mean being a doormat. Because humor and belief go hand-in-hand. Because sometimes you need a car magnet that says "Love like Jesus, but set boundaries like a boss."
Perfect gift for church friends, youth pastors, Christian bikers, believers with attitude, or anyone who appreciates faith with a side of sass.
Designed by Twisted Creations. Assembled in USA. Always honest.
Love like Jesus. Set boundaries like a boss. Own the truth.
