Throat punch- I win-Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Rock, Paper, Scissors — Throat Punch, I Win!!!
Who needs luck when you’ve got attitude? This hoodie isn’t for rule-followers — it’s for the ones who skip the game and go straight for the win. Featuring a skeleton mid-jump in victory, this design screams confidence, sarcasm, and just the right amount of chaos.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It
Made from a soft, heavy-blend fleece that feels like victory on cold days
- Bold “Throat Punch” design that turns heads (and raises eyebrows)
- Kangaroo pocket big enough to stash your hands — or your next bad idea
- Unisex fit made for every twisted soul
- Double-lined hood and sturdy drawstrings built to last longer than your patience
Vibe Check
Perfect for anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously — but still likes to win. Rock it while you’re out raising hell, working in the shop, or just letting people know you play by your own rules.
🧵 Material
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend — soft, durable, and ethically made.
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Throat-punch wrinkles if needed.
Twisted Creations LLC — apparel that fits your personality, not your mom’s.
