I May Throat Punch You But Remember Jesus Loves You! - Velveteen Plush Blanket
FAITH. ATTITUDE. ZERO APOLOGIES.
The I May Throat Punch You But Remember Jesus Loves You! Velveteen Plush Blanket is the perfect balance of grace and grit for your cozy moments. This is for the believers who keep it real, who love hard but don't take nonsense, who know that faith and attitude can absolutely coexist. Bold graphics wrap you in sacred sass—because your blanket should reflect your energy.
What You're Getting:
- Premium 100% polyester velveteen plush fabric—ultra-soft, cloud-like comfort
- Bold "I may throat punch you but Jesus loves you" message on one side
- Solid color reverse side for versatile styling
- Available in multiple sizes for couches, beds, or snuggling
- Durable construction that survives countless washes and cozy chaos
- Vibrant colors that stay crisp wash after wash
- Perfect for movie nights, naps, prayer time, or showing off your faithful sass
The Experience:
Wrap yourself in sacred sass and feel the difference. The velveteen fabric cradles you in softness while the bold message reminds you that faith and boundaries can coexist. It's more than a blanket—it's wearable attitude that says "I'm a Christian, I'm cozy, and I'm not playing games."
Why This Exists:
Because faith doesn't mean being a doormat. Because humor and belief go hand-in-hand. Because sometimes you need a blanket that says "Love like Jesus, but set boundaries like a boss—and stay warm doing it."
Perfect gift for church friends, youth pastors, Christian bikers, believers with attitude, birthdays, holidays, housewarming, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who appreciates faith with a side of sass and softness.
Designed by Twisted Creations. Always soft. Always honest.
Love like Jesus. Set boundaries like a boss. Wrap up in sacred sass.
